Conversations Killers

Ever been to a party that was just too proper and adult? Want to shift the conversation from Russian history, or linguistics, or EU politics toward more bodily-function oriented discussions? Want all eyes in the room focused on you? If so, I offer you these guaranteed conversation killers, uttered at a recent gathering by LCC Spiritual Life director, Pisey Sok:

1. If you could hate one race, which would it be?
2. Have you ever been friends with a midget?
3. Do you think you can pee while skydiving?
4. If you had to cannibalize one of your friends, which would you eat first?
5. Could you cut off one butt-cheek and survive?
6. What do you do when you’re in a stall without toilet paper?
7. Have you ever had your nipples hurt really bad? (This was to the guys)
8. Where are the Feet Mountains? (This asked because, and I quote: “if there are foot hills, there must be feet mountains”)